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| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
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| Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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