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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.... more
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| Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more
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| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
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