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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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