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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 583 | | | | Joke: | There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. | | | |
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