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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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