Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 103   Joke: Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes