Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 641   Joke: Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: "I have two really bad news items for you:1) God really exists and2) Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them: "I have good news and bad news:1) The GOOD news is that God really does exist2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is going to destroy the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and very happily announced: "I have two fantastic announcements:1) I am one of the three most important people on earth2) The Year 2000 problem is solved."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes