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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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