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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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