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| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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