| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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