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| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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