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| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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