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| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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