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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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