| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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