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| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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