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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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