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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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