| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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