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| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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