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| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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