Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:381
 
Joke:Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  4 stars
Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  4 stars
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  5 stars
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more



home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners