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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 589 | | | | Joke: | Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasnt working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first time for you, the response is, "THATS WHAT I TYPED THE FIRST TIME!" Obviously not. | | | |
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