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| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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