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| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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