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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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