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| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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