| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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