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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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