| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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