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| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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