Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 98   Joke: Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So dont trouble the other employees."The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "Youre all working very hard, and Im very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks weve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes