| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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