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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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