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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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