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| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. "The cup holder... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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