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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didnt go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fools thinking about getting married." | | | |
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