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| | Category: | Marriage jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident."The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are youusing to gamble with?"The guy replies, "Oh, Ive got gambling money." | | | |
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