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| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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