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| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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| A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them ha... more
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| The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, were going to... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip a... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little can... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
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