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| If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.... more
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| We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are trulyinseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Polic... more
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| One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter th... more
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| A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more
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| The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, Ive lost my wife here in the... more
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| During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more
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| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "... more
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