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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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