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| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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