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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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