| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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