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| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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