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| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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