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| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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