Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:114
 
Joke:Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more



home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners