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| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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