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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.""No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mothers husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
 
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