| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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