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| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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