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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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