Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:78
 
Joke:How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the light fixture and decided theres no point trying to maintain it. Were going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Youre spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, theyve always been blue!... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more



home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners