Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 546   Joke: How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the light fixture and decided theres no point trying to maintain it. Were going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more home | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Computer Jokes, Geek Jokes, Nerd Jokes