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| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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