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| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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