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| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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