| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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