| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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