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| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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