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| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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