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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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