| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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