| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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